My Misguided Political Stance

It's a wild, wild, messed up world. A world we live in. Well, a world we attempt to live in without too much bullshit to fuck it ip.

Then again, it's a fucked up world we live in with too much controversy in which we have to endure and try to decipher in order to live a less fucked up life.

However you choose to look at it, it's wrong.  Why do you say that, you may ask. Well, lemme elaboraboate on my own less than subtle opinion.

We, as a collectective people, believe anything. You get the right talking head to tell the country that he, or she, will cure Cancer, or homelessness, or lack of Velcro in such a way that stirs the emotions to a fever pitch.... welll then, you have a new presidential candidate.

Tell your neighbor that you'll be his babysitter as long as he, or she, babysits your new truck.... welll then, you have a new family member.

Sure, it sounds a bit rednecky....and it is... but so is America.... and so is the american voting public. We are a bunch of uneducated rednecky voting tards..... pardon my french. It's true and those of us who have been on the lower end of the stick know it.... even those of us who are a bit a -skeered to say it.

Face it, people, most are gonna side with and vote for the ones who say the things that they themselvelves are unwilling or afraid to say. Our country has become a conglomerate of whiny, wimpy, say-nothing followers who expect everything to be done for them without fail.

Shoot me now, but a lot of what I say is true. If you're pissed at me, take a look at yourself. I'm just a mouthpiece for the informed/uninformed. You are your own voice and your voice is being stifled by the likes of people named Newt and Mitt. Thank god there isn't a Sarah in the mix or we'd all be doomed to eternal damnation.

I'm truly not a political person. Truth be told, I probably won't even vote in this upcoming election. I think that we need a torch-carrying mob to storm our capital and eject every one of the sons-a-bitches from the capital. But, alas, only in countries where true dissidence happens does that type activity take place. We are much too civililized to eject the ones ruining our country. Hell, they're elected, after all. Dicks.

But, as a good friend of mine pointed out (thanks Gary), give the house and senate term limits of six years then kick their asses out. No more Teddy Kennedys and Strom Thurmonds. Jesse Helms be damned..... Out with 'em... new blood for a new country.

I'm not politiical. I''m realistical. You fuck with us, we fuck you over and you're out. Period. Over and done with. I wanna forget your name just like you never knew mine.

So let it be written, so let it be done.